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childe gets to bully now
the way i was prepared with my trove of genshin shitposts
the way i was prepared with my trove of genshin shitposts
the way i was prepared with my trove of genshin shitposts
the way i was prepared with my trove of genshin shitposts
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Also he catches the gloves, though he looks at them curiously.]
Are these necessary? [This isn't armor]
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But I've never gotten to box before! So I wanna give it a try!
[CHILDE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT BOXING IS, THIS IS GOING TO TURN INTO MMA ANYWAY]
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To "box", is it? [He's going to have to take his gloves off to put on the boxing gloves, which are? Terrible? He's going to do kicks only rather than bother with this shit] Are there rules?
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Uhh, I think it's mostly punches! Let's try not to knock out any teeth since we just got here, but there's mouth guards if you're worried about it?
[he doesn't look worried about it. apparently fights are the one thing mineo's confident in?]
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[what kind of a loser wears armor lmao]
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but regardless Mineo seems fine with that??]
Then let's go!
[TIME FOR BOXING THAT WILL TURN INTO A BRAWL NEAR INSTANTLY]
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automatically going to go for a roundhouse elbow to Mineo's temple]
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but mineo's reflexes are at least fast enough that surprise doesn't hit him too hard, letting him duck just short of getting knocked in the head, throwing his shoulder into knocking childe further away from him, which he'll follow with an attempted kick to his side
mineo: it's mostly punches
mineo and childe: ignore that entirely]
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Also how many times am I going to forget Mineo is tall in this thread, let's find out
But Childe will do his best to dodge the kick! This time he will try and swoop in for a punch on Mineo's other side, in the hopes that the momentum from his kick will have him off-balance for a moment.]