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[you know who's fucking great at wasting time
mineo. mineo is so great at wasting time especially when he's being completely stupid about something else. so that's why he's in the simulation room, and you can get the sense he's been in here for like... a while? and yet he's still super excited. it's why he's running around on what looks like a field overlooking a river. they're by a plain, and it seems like there's two... armies? marching toward each other? sheila may have no reason to recognize the battle of kawanakajima but i'm linking the visual for kyuu to sort of help - it seems like the battle hasn't started yet, but it's about to.
mineo watches it like a starry-eyed doggo, but he'll turn around when it looks like someone's joining him]
Oh! Sheila-san, hey! Did you get any answers about tattoo removal?!
[THE EXCITED ENERGY IS BLEEDING INTO EVERYTHING ELSE HE'S ASKING]
mineo. mineo is so great at wasting time especially when he's being completely stupid about something else. so that's why he's in the simulation room, and you can get the sense he's been in here for like... a while? and yet he's still super excited. it's why he's running around on what looks like a field overlooking a river. they're by a plain, and it seems like there's two... armies? marching toward each other? sheila may have no reason to recognize the battle of kawanakajima but i'm linking the visual for kyuu to sort of help - it seems like the battle hasn't started yet, but it's about to.
mineo watches it like a starry-eyed doggo, but he'll turn around when it looks like someone's joining him]
Oh! Sheila-san, hey! Did you get any answers about tattoo removal?!
[THE EXCITED ENERGY IS BLEEDING INTO EVERYTHING ELSE HE'S ASKING]
[THIS ABSOLUTE WEEB...
She momentarily falters in her step when the full extent of the simulation hits her, mouthing something that may or may not be what the fuck, before Mineo catches her attention.]
Sheila-san?
[Visibly confused, her tone a little funny. Sir, she is white and has only ever heard "-san" in Karate Kid. Explain.]
And no, I haven't. But apparently the "avatars" [airquotes] didn't do it and they have similar tattoos themselves, so I guess we're not getting a reimbursement from them. Or, like, anybody. What are you up to?
She momentarily falters in her step when the full extent of the simulation hits her, mouthing something that may or may not be what the fuck, before Mineo catches her attention.]
Sheila-san?
[Visibly confused, her tone a little funny. Sir, she is white and has only ever heard "-san" in Karate Kid. Explain.]
And no, I haven't. But apparently the "avatars" [airquotes] didn't do it and they have similar tattoos themselves, so I guess we're not getting a reimbursement from them. Or, like, anybody. What are you up to?
Oh - uhh, it's a form of respect!
[he's more willing to adhere to etiquette than sasazuka or any of the other animus here, i guess. but he looks a little more concerned at her response.]
Ah... I'm just looking around. Though I guess I've been in here for a while... It'll like - summon whatever you want! So I wanted to see if I could recreate some of the greatest battles of the Sengoku Era... and I did!
[fucking nerd]
You wanna try?
[he's more willing to adhere to etiquette than sasazuka or any of the other animus here, i guess. but he looks a little more concerned at her response.]
Ah... I'm just looking around. Though I guess I've been in here for a while... It'll like - summon whatever you want! So I wanted to see if I could recreate some of the greatest battles of the Sengoku Era... and I did!
[fucking nerd]
You wanna try?
Oh...
[Are her eyes glazing over halfway through that explanation? Maybe so. It's fine. She recovers quickly enough for it to be barely noticeable.]
Oh! Well, good for you. Sounds like you're all settled in already. [Fist pumps! Hooray!] ... Try what, exactly?
[Is he asking for her to participate in nerd stuff, or...]
[Are her eyes glazing over halfway through that explanation? Maybe so. It's fine. She recovers quickly enough for it to be barely noticeable.]
Oh! Well, good for you. Sounds like you're all settled in already. [Fist pumps! Hooray!] ... Try what, exactly?
[Is he asking for her to participate in nerd stuff, or...]
[that's
that's at least not something he's not unfamiliar with. it strikes a little pain in his heart, but his recovery isn't bad at least, even if his grin is a little less megawatt]
- the simulations. Is there something you wanna see?
[he points over at the panel]
If you put your hand on it, it should probably react to what you want.
that's at least not something he's not unfamiliar with. it strikes a little pain in his heart, but his recovery isn't bad at least, even if his grin is a little less megawatt]
- the simulations. Is there something you wanna see?
[he points over at the panel]
If you put your hand on it, it should probably react to what you want.
[cease don't make me sad over this nerd already
At that, though, she puts her hands on her hips and stares at the panel.]
I can think of one thing. [Hums.] I can't promise it will be nearly as interesting as the, uh— Goku Wars? No, that was not it. Shit.
At that, though, she puts her hands on her hips and stares at the panel.]
I can think of one thing. [Hums.] I can't promise it will be nearly as interesting as the, uh— Goku Wars? No, that was not it. Shit.
Hm... Well, okay. Get ready to experience whatever is the opposite of getting your mind blown.
[Show the Goku Wars to someone who will appreciate them, Mineo. Get your horny in to the background noise of the Goku War.
Anyway— She will saunter over to the pedestal, and squint at it.]
You said I just put my hand on it, right?
[Show the Goku Wars to someone who will appreciate them, Mineo. Get your horny in to the background noise of the Goku War.
Anyway— She will saunter over to the pedestal, and squint at it.]
You said I just put my hand on it, right?
[time to publish that in chat so everyone can seduce mineo]
Okay. Let's see, then...
[She presses her hand down, and it's farewell to the Goku Wars! She was not kidding when she said it would be something mundane, though. Once the room transforms, Mineo will find himself inside what appears to be a two story suburban house. Specifically, standing in the middle of the foyer. There's a door behind him, a clothes rack to his right, and a small sitting area with couches and a low table to the left. The hallway up ahead leads further into the house.]
Whoa! [Very wide-eyed?] I did not expect it to happen that fast.
Okay. Let's see, then...
[She presses her hand down, and it's farewell to the Goku Wars! She was not kidding when she said it would be something mundane, though. Once the room transforms, Mineo will find himself inside what appears to be a two story suburban house. Specifically, standing in the middle of the foyer. There's a door behind him, a clothes rack to his right, and a small sitting area with couches and a low table to the left. The hallway up ahead leads further into the house.]
Whoa! [Very wide-eyed?] I did not expect it to happen that fast.
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